I've been thinking about this little project/experiment off and on for a while now and I figured I'd share the idea around (for both making it easier and more energy to it.).
Totem/power animals, especially the old ones are little more than culturally limited thought forms that seek out similar personality attributes that are ascribed to them and offer some wisdom related to those attributes (probably wisdom accumulated from both people that have 'had' that totem and through the way thought forms dedicated to a specific realm of influence generally gain information on that realm to better help their creators).
More modern ones seem to be developing into a variation of mystical talking pet with a shoulder to cry on (ick).
So lets make up some chaote style totems; some badasses, some weirdos, some that are just plain silly.
Use mythology, cartoons, fantasy, scifi, poo you pulled from the top of your head or the bottom of your ass; whatever as long as it's not something naturally occuring. (hedgehogs for example = no, purple and blue polka dot hedgehogs with mohawks = yes.)